Show #134 May 9, 2015

This one's for Christi- anne!

Christi- anne- The Early Hours Evolution
It's A Surprise- Orbits Q: What... Ans: Nothing... 
Cryin For A Love- Warm Soda Symbolic Dream 
We Were Happy There- The dB's Repercussion 
I Need Your Love- The Boyfriends Lost Treasures 
Agent Unknown- Greg Pope Fanboy 
Get Yourself Right- Velvet Crush Stereo Blues 
Keep On Dreaming- Vibeke The World Famous Hat Trick 
*Life of Surprises- Prefab Sprout Life Of Surprises 
*Come As No Surprise- Sunnyboys Get Some Fun 
*Goodbye Surprise- Flo and Eddie The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie 
X-Ray Spex- Starz Attention Shoppers! 
Forever And Ever- Culture Shock Forever + ever 7" 
Achin' to Be- The Replacements Don't Tell a Soul 
*Surprise- Hollins Ferry Hollins Ferry 
*Surprise Surprise- X See How We Are 
*Surprise, Surprise (Sweet Bird Of Paradox)- John Lennon Walls And Bridges  
Follow Me Blind- The Grip Weeds How I Won The War 
Nobody Slows- The Wake Ups Wanna Meet 
To Be A Boy- International Q International Q - 45 RPM Queue Music 
*Dark Surprise- Radio Birdman More Fun! 
*Taken By Surprise- The Outfield Voices of Babylon 
*Surprise Me Again- Haircut 100 Pelican West 
Nova- The Bizarros PUNK 45: Burn Rubber City Burn 
Let It Ride- Mike Viola and The Candy Butchers Falling Into Place 
Disconnected- The Slickee Boys Uh Oh… No Breaks! 
>You Took Me By Surprise- The Seeds You Took Me By Surprise 
>>Surprise Surprise (I Need You)- The Troggs Surprise Surprise (I Need You) 
Baby Teeth- Sugar Stems Only Come Out At Night 
Keep Swinging (Downtown)- Sloan Commonwealth 
I've Been Hurt (So Many Times Before)- Silent Noise I've Been Hurt (So Many Times Before) 7" The Big Surprise- The Elms The Big Surprise 

^Power Pop Peak: 

*SacroSet[s]:  Surprise Songs  

>Power Pop Prototype:  1972
>>Bonus Power Pop Prototype:  1968

I've never been a big fan of facial hair, even before I learned that my attempts to grow some would yield results closer to Samwell Tarly (above right) than Khal Drogo.  This figures in my "Record Shopping Rules," cited in the blog post for Show #39 :

• No facial hair. Name one great punk rock band (aside from The Stranglers) that has a guy with facial hair. Now, name one Southern Rock band with a guy who ISN'T sporting whiskers. See?

This also helpfully applies to most Indie rock bands- those

Beard:  Islam vs. Indie

dudes are a scraggly lot!  These days it seems like every guy under 35 is wearing stubble- many no doubt carefully maintaining their consistent four day beard growth.  Truth be told, I did have a beard for a while in the 90's.  As I was also about 40 pounds heavier at this time, I was a few bowling shirts and a pair of sandals away from being "that guy."  Like most men, I found it hilarious to torment my wife Jaime by removing my beard in stages, starting with a regrettable mustache/ goatee with (un) complimentary side burns.  At this point you can finish up with the flavor saver "soul patch" or do what I did and bring the pain with an "Adolf Hitler" that never left the house but did horrify my wife for ten fun minutes.  

The worst thing about my facial hair is that it lacks density- you can clearly see my skin through it, even from ten feet away.  That is just wrong.  I was in the play Glengarry Glen Ross during this time and as soon as I saw the press photos I went home and shaved.  I asked Jaime how she could let me go out of the house like that she said "I've been telling you that for months- then I just got used to it."  That's the problem with women they're too accepting of all the stupid stuff we do.  Anyway, every day since the Glengarry fiasco up to about two weeks ago, I've used the same Braun electric shaver; no lie the thing is 25 years old!  After replacing numerous foils and cutters the Braun has been slowly dying over the last 18 months.  A few times I've thought "I should get another shaver before this thing eats my face, leaving me horribly disfigured" but then I'd put it back in the medicine cabinet to only take it out the next day and do it all over again.

Two weeks ago the razor started making this low pitched grinding noise and the foil broke.  Surprisingly it did not shred my face (nice design Braun engineers!)  Coincidentally, auditions had come up for Steven Sondheim's Assassins which goes up in Sonoma in September.  I saw the 2004 Broadway revival with Neil Patrick Harris and while I'm not a huge Sondheim fan, this show works for me.

2004 Assassins: Hinckley, Moore, Zangara, Booth, Oswald, Byck, Fromme, Guiteau, Czologz

The audition notice called for the actor playing Charles Guiteau, the role I am most interested in, to have a beard.  So, my razor dies at the exact same time I need to have a beard for a part- hopefully this is the universe's way of telling me I'm going to get it.  Otherwise, it's like the universe is just screwing with me to be mean.

Charles Guiteau, bearded crazy

Like his fellow assassins in the show, Charles Guiteau is a total nut job, but unlike the others his lunacy is informed by a unique blend of optimism and patriotism.  He wrote a speech for President Garfield, who probably never read it but did win the 1880 election so naturally Guiteau expected to be rewarded as the next Ambassador to France.  When things didn't go his way, Guiteau shot Garfield- who died eleven weeks later.  

While Guiteau's beard is far from impressive, sadly my own facial hair growing abilities have not improved with time.  What's more, my beard hair is freaking gray!

WTF?

My head hair isn't this gray so why is my facial hair gray?  Seriously, I want to know!  I shaved about five minutes after I got home from the Assassins call backs- just looking at the picture above makes my face itch.  It's a sign of our scraggly times that I got a lot of positive feedback on the whiskers.  That said, my daughter Nica thought I looked gay (not "gay" as in "lame"- we raised her better than that- but actually homosexual) and every time I tried to kiss Jaime she'd turn her head away giggling "no no, I don't like it." Many people over the years have told me I look like Tom Hanks.  Jaime gleefully pointed out that with the beard I still look like Tom Hanks, but instead of this:  

it's more like this:

OUCH!  Needless to say, my NEW Braun shaver is working out quite nicely....


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Show #133 April 25, 2015

Giddy up Lorraine!

Lorraine- Bad Manners Lorraine 
Wrong Side Of 25- The Connection Let It Rock 
No. 1 Boy- The Rezillos Zero 
It's Alright, It's OK- Hawks Hawks 
Just Listen- Adam Schmitt Illiterature 
^It Must Be Love- Madness The Business 
Lovers- The Runaways The Runaways 
The October Paradigm- The Effection Soundtrack To A Moment 
*Stupid Marriage- The Specials The Specials 
*Missing Words- The Selecter Missing Words 
*Ranking Full Stop- English Beat Ranking Full Stop
*Easy Life- The Bodysnatchers Dance Craze 
Rainbow Quartz- The Grip Weeds How I Won The War 
I Love You Better- David Grahame Yellow Pills Vol 4 The Best of American Pop! 
Girlfriend- The Leftovers Eager to Please 
**Yes Yes Yes- The Ska-Dows Yes Yes Yes 
**Ska Trekkin'- The Tigers Ska Trekkin' 
**Smart Boy- The Akrylykz Smart Boy 
I Love A Mystery- Hoodoo Gurus Gravy Train 
Make Believe- Lisa Mychols Above, Beyond and In Between 
Hook, Line And Sink Her- Just Boys Hook, Line And Sink Her 
***Rudie Can't Fail- The Clash London Calling
***Romance- The Members 1980- The Choice Is Yours 
***Tom Hark- The Piranhas Play Kwela 
Weather Advisory- Legendary Wings Do You See 
Do Ya, Do Ya, Do Ya- The Yum Yums ...Play Good Music 
Skinhead Love Affair [as Buster's All Stars]- Bad Manners Christmas Time Again 
>My Boy Lollipop- Millie Small My Boy Lollipop 
Twist and Crawl- English Beat Keep the Beat - Very Best of 
Doesn’t Make It Alright- The Specials The Specials 

^Power Pop Peak:  #33 Billboard Hot 100 8/20/83

*SacroSet 1:  2 Tone Records
**SacroSet 2:  Lesser Known UK Ska Bands
***SacroSet 3:  Punk Bands Go Ska

>Power Pop Prototype:  1964

One the great things about being a music fan in the late 70's and early 80's is that there were always great new records to listen to.  Punk Rock, Power Pop, Boston Rock, Paisley Underground, Jangle Pop, New Wave, Post Punk, Hardcore- every time Cousin Rich and I came off the escalator at the Harvard Coop there was some new treasure to discover.  And there were no geographic limitations- we'd buy records from bands all across the USA, from England, Ireland and Scotland as well by groups from Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Sweden, France and more.  There was one consistent element to all this music, however:  it was 100% white. 

Of course I never thought about it back then, but in 1980 don't think I owned one record by a black artist.  I didn't get into Hendrix and Funkadelic until college and the Bad Brains were still a few years away.  That all changed when I bought The Specials first album.  In a rare event, it was not Cousin Rich who hipped me to the band but my friend Ted.  He and I were in the same homeroom in Intermediate School (what they called Jr. High in Duxbury) and I thought he was hilarious but in high school home room I was grouped alphabetically with the "L's" while he was with the "M's" so we lost touch.  

A few years later I heard that Ted and his group of friends were all into the same music as Cousin Rich and I. Thanks to his job at the Chart House restaurant, Ted had money to buy records and, something I'd never thought of before, cool clothes, sunglasses, etc.  He wore this blue jacket with these patches on it of bands called The Specials, The English Beat and Madness.  I didn't know those groups but I thought the graphics were cool.  How can you not love the references to early 60's Madmen-era magazine advertising.  I bought The Specials album along with The Beat's I Just Can't Stop It and was blown away by both records.  What I learned was that this music was called "Ska," and is now known as "2nd Wave" or "2 Tone Ska" (after The Specials' record label).  This music had some of the same social messages as punk rock but was upbeat and fun.  Songs about racism, poverty and the working class with a catchy, catchy beat!  What's more, my record collection had just broken the color barrier- though at the time I was barely aware of this fact.  

2 Tone Ska didn't last long but for a few years was a huge phenomenon in England.  Along with the 2 Tone bands I played tonight there's Madness, the most successful 2nd Wave group, and Bad Manners along with a goodly number of also-rans/bandwagon jumpers.  My favorite in the latter category is The Tigers.  Not only did they put out novelty song "Ska

To boldly go....

Trekkin'" about the TV show Star Trek, the group is made up of members of prog rock dinosaurs Van Der Graaf Generator!  How did that come together?  "Hey guys, put down the keytars and let's come back to the 27 minute prog opus about Ozymandias we've been working on for the last 18 months...right now it's time to giddyup! giddyup! giddyup!"  Bands like The Clash and The Members were also influenced by Ska yet their songs are nowhere near as hilarious as "Ska Trekkin'."

RIP 2 Tone Ska 1979-1982

2nd Wave Ska's relatively short lifespan, arguably from 1979 to 1982 or so, can't be blamed solely on fickle music tastes.  On their second records many of the bands started experimenting with different sounds that to my ears weren't as interesting.  A lot of the songs on More Specials sound kind of like Muzak to me and while I like The Beat's Wha'pen in, my opinion it's not nearly as good as their first record.  Madness became more of an R and B/pop group as well.  It seems like most 2nd Wave bands wanted to move beyond the core Ska sound as soon as possible.  This is interesting to me because it dovetails with what happened with the music the first time around.

It wasn't until the mid-80's that I found out out about Ska's first wave in early-60's Jamaica.  (Give me a break- this was before the Internet.)  The film Legends of Ska from this year's Sonoma International Film Festival is all about that era.  It's clear to see how much of an influence this music had on 2 Tone Ska- The Specials' "Gangsters" is a re-working of the 1964 song "Al Capone" by Prince Buster, whose song "Madness" is where the 2nd Wave group got their name.  Bad Manners' "My Girl Lollipop" is a cover of tonight's Power Pop Prototype "My Boy Lollipop" by Millie Small, which was the first international Ska hit in 1964.  Even the 2 Tone Logo is an homage to Peter Tosh on the cover of The Wailers 1965 debut:

Bunny Wailer, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh

Timeless Cool

Some might quibble that the logo has a white face, but 2 Tone founder Jerry Dammers is a white guy and there is no denying his deep love for Jamaican Ska.  He reignited interest in Jamaican artists like Prince Buster, Derrick Morgan and The Skatalites that continues to this day.
  

Early 1960's Mutt and Jeff Sound System

Jamaican Ska was birthed by market forces.  Sound Systems (huge mobile DJ parties with beer and barbecue for sale, like a rave with better music) were in heavy competition to play the latest R and B records from the U.S. (Check out Fats Domino's 1959 hit "Be My Guest" for an early influence on the Ska rhythm).  When this music started drying up (The Shirelles and The Everly Brothers apparently failing to meet Jamaican rump shaking standards), Sound System operators, like the aforementioned Prince Buster, started making their own records and Ska was born.  After only a few years though, Jamaican Ska gave way to rocksteady and reggae.  Here's my interview with Brad Klein, director of Legends of Ska:



While the 1st Wave of Ska was mostly black Jamaican guys and the 2nd Wave was racially mixed Brits, including women like Pauline Black of The Selecter and all-female group The Bodysnatchers, 3rd Wave Ska consisted mostly of white dudes, a lot of whom came out of the punk rock scene.  

Less Than Reel Big Goldfish

With little of the musical innovation of 2 Tone Ska and almost none of its social consciousness, 3rd Wave Ska is one of my least favorite kinds of music- right up there with Jacuzzi Jazz.  To me it's essentially white frat boy party music with horns.  I used to joke that God invented Ska so trumpet players could get laid.  Of course 3rd Wave Ska ended up being the most commercially successful iteration and was a big deal in the mid-1990's.  During those years when my band V.O.I.D. was playing there would always be at least one Ska band on the bill- it got to the point where even seeing a trombone backstage would fill my mouth with bile.  Years later, when I heard Po the Kung Fu Panda's catch phrase, before I knew the correct spelling, I thought "that's a little random, but I couldn't agree more- SKA DOUCHE!"

I'm past all that now and while I still change stations every time Sublime comes on the radio, I will always appreciate the artistry, genius and personal cultural awakening I experienced through 2 Tone Ska.

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